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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 20:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Final AIDS/LifeCycle Travels Through Santa Barbara County - Noozhawk

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Jewels sparkle like stars in Van Cleef and Arpels' 'Cosmic Splendor' at NYC's American Museum of Natural History - Space

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Climate models with low sensitivity to greenhouse gases do not align with satellite measurements - Phys.org

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Dollar General Sees Greater-Than-Expected Growth as Higher-Income Consumers Seek Value - PYMNTS.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age

Next, they tried...

No way

Thumbs down again.

‘Elio’ Is A Box Office Disaster, Pixar’s Lowest Opening Of All Time - Cartoon Brew

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

"Sixth sense" found in animals, changing science's view of sound - Earth.com

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is Elvis Presley so controversial? Why do so many people love him and others despise him?